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An open letter to Keith Urban and his ‘People’

Dear Keith Urban and People,

I appreciate that you, as a music superstar or superstar associate, have the right to dictate all aspects of media relations. For example, you can determine where photographers stand during your shows, how many songs they can shoot, etc. Perhaps there are certain aspects about photography that you are unaware of, which is totally acceptable since you’re not a photographer. I’m interested in clarifying this. If you place photographers 50 rows back at the same floor level as everyone else, it makes it rather difficult if not impossible to get a decent shot of the performer that doesn’t include at least half dozen heads. Not to mention that it’s rather discriminatory to height-challenged photogs, such as myself.

Listen, maybe you do understand all that and you just don’t care. I’m not being facetious when I say that I get that maybe you just don’t care to have photographers bobbing up and down in your face at the start of your concert and you would rather have them at a considerable distance. I am, personally, completely ok with that. It is after all about the music. But give us a ledge, some stools or just let us stand on empty chairs. You can place me two miles away if you’d like but at least allow me a relatively clear view of the stage. All I’m asking is to be given a chance, some hope of at least one good picture. 

Why even invite photographers when you’re going to treat them so shabbily? You don’t invite people to your house and then make them sit in the laundry room (although I’m sure Mr. Urban’s laundry room is a palatial abode compared to most places I visit or live in).  

That said, I must praise you on the nice hi-definition screens you had at the venue. Very nice. Still and all, I must politely ask for a reimbursement of the $27.13 I spent to rent a lens that ended up being useless, it not being submarine telescope. Feel free to contact me through this website. Thanks! 

Your most humble servant,

Me

 

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, here are some (mediocre) photos from the Blondie show @ Dodge Theatre. I freely admit I did not procure the right lenses, feeling a little burned out after the Keith Urban and Kid Cudi/Asher Roth debacles (the latter one didn’t have photo passes for me). I crossed my fingers and hoped there would be good enough lighting and unfortunately that was a major FAIL. 

8 replies on “An open letter to Keith Urban and his ‘People’”

OK so either Blondie has really let herself go or your lens was REALLY bad…just saying

was the performance at least good??

Deborah Harry HAS let herself go

I’m afraid no lens could’ve change that.

I didn’t stay after the first three songs. It was one of those, shoot-and-you’re-out shows. And I was so bummed about the lighting that I didn’t even pay attention. I was counting down the songs till I could go home and weep.

Too bad about the bummer mood. Hopefully the next show will be less troublesome.

BTW I got a haircut 🙂

You are in luck my dear. I’m supposed to download some to facebook…
where should I send it? Email or facebook?

btw LOVE the new look of the site…AND even more love to the JUDAS PRIEST show pics.

OMG I love your job.

Email is probably better. patricia.lapadula@gmail.

Thanks! Yeah the Judas Priest show was pretty amazing. Sometimes my job is good, sometimes (as seen from other traumatic experiences mentioned on this site) it can be pretty frustrating. But glad you like the photos, and the new look!

I keep reading the Keith Urban letter and laugh more and more each time I read it…you crack me up!!!

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